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Owenene Stella Nyanzi bombs NUP gangsters on social media in Patwa

By Angela Nyakuni 

If Bobi Wine doesn’t control his undisciplined supporters/fans who marauds social media; the public will lose chances of reading good posts.   People like Owenene Stalla Nyanzi are being insulted every time, but she has managed to bombard the gangsters.

This idea of insulting people with views only sets them off a real battle online. They should accept criticism to learn their mistakes. However, it is what makes them and they met an equally mad-big-breasted as she described herself. Stella Nyanzi Owenene Nalongo bombarded the gangster in Jamaican Patwa, below is her sample:

DI UMBRELLA BOMBOM-CLAT, MAN!
Wa’gwan, man?
Roll up some of di high-grade.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, puff puff pass!
Give tanks n praise to di Mos’ High!
I n I tell y’abwout di umbrella.
Yeah man, a tale of di umbrella:
A blue, red n wyte umbrella.
It came n mash up di revolushyan!
It fwand a Pipo Pawa formashyan
Wid brodaz n princesses from all uver di nayshyan.
It came n tore dem apart by di parties.
Di dirty umbrella tore apart di united formashyan.
And when di wind of Army Man Bushman swept across di elekshyan,
Di umbrella shaken so bad; it never entered styet ‘ouse!
Gunman Bushman shot di umbrella.
N now, man,
Di umbrella beat its chest fi become di nu leader uv opposishyan!
Nkttt!
Umbrella bombom-clat, man!