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Prince Harry’s own aunt claims the marriage won’t last five years

By Correspondent

Prince Harry’s marriage to Meghan Markle won’t last 5 years. Claims Prince’s own aunt on the cover of the Globe.

Except that the prince’s aunt, Ann Ukrainetz, is actually a 74-year-old from Escondido, California, who 18 years ago claimed to have found a note from her mother scribbled in the margin of a dusty theatre playbill claiming that Princess Diana’s grandfather, Lord Fermoy, was her real father.

It is hardly DNA evidence, and almost two decades later it is still just an unsubstantiated claim, but the Globe is happy for Ukrainetz to pontificate.Yet she actually never says that the Royal marriage won’t last 5 years. Harry & Meghan’s Marriage is D.O.A.! screams the headline across two pages, but the worst that Ukrainetz can conjure up is that Markle may face Royal backstabbing and issues of race and prejudice.Even more dubious is the National Enquirer , world exclusive,  claiming that Prince Charles drops wedding bombshell  “ I am Not Your Real Father, Harry! It is a rehash of old discredited allegations that Harry is the love child of his Royal mentor Mark Dyer, but the idea that on the eve of Harry’s wedding Charles told him: I am not your father! is as risible as the idea that the Enquirer has a Buckingham Palace insider who could have a) eavesdropped on such a private conversation and b) would tell the Enquirer while the massed army of the Fleet Street Royal press corps remain unaware. It simply never happened.