Crack your ribs with humour

This humour will please you today.  A man spent the night in a bar and found himself alone. He looked outside and saw many people going to mass.

It’s like saying to yourself: how do the idiots leave me in this bar! Hega and I followed them as I saw that many of them were discovering another good thing! He followed them into the church too! When he saw the white priest inciting violence, he whispered to the neighbor, “Hey, this bar that has a white priest is not a V.I.P.

2. a young man who was afraid of DEATH, then he will meet it, he takes it to the bar to take one (intoxication), and when death is over, he steals the list of those who were supposed to die, and he found that he was the one who was unlucky among those who were supposed to die, so he immediately left the first number and wrote on the number the last number, so death came up (alcohol already in it) and said to him:

“you are the man who bought me, that’s why you were the first number on the list, I won’t kill you, I’m going to start from the last number

3. A man arrives at a bar where he meets a woman who all ask for the same drink, the man says “You know we ask for the same drink, how we match!”

The woman said “I am celebrating my achievement, my husband and I have been childless for five years but today the doctor told me that I am pregnant”

The man said “but I really feel that we are together. You know I’m a breeder now but for five years my chickens didn’t crow, but today they crowed.”

The woman is very curious and says “How did you do it?”. The man says “I used another sake”. The woman smiles and says “Of course we are together.”

4. George was taken to the public school and he was the last, they took him to the private school and he was the last, and they took him to the Free school and he was the first. His father asked him how he managed to be the first.