Omwizukuru answers Stella Nyanzi

By Sam Evidence Orikunda Omwijukuru

Dear Dr Stella Nyanzi

I read through your uncultured, disgraceful and disturbing birthday wish poem to the head of the state – Who luckily happens to be your president, whether you would love to hear this or not. You have for several times played around with diction, figurative language, antonyms, onomatopoeia words to insult, disrespect, shame and underlook.

You heartlessly unburied the honorably resting Esiteri Innocent mother to the President and joyfully hurled a number of insults at her. Perhaps you should live or pay a visit to the world she is living in such that we could spend a week without you interfering with our bustards who are happily living here. I remember the day you majestically posed naked with your beautiful sagging breasts and black elderly pants in front of the camera which feeds pictures to the country.

As if that wasn’t enough Dear Doctor, you have for several times proved to the nation that you’re mentally healthy indeed and whoever recommends you for Psychiatric assistance is the one in need of it instead. Only that you practiced death the other time when we saw you lifelessly laying down as if you were going to give birth to yet another set of twins or else you were seeking the public sympathy after you were in the hands of the loosened law that you have taken advantage of.

The President shouldn’t have died during birth because you would lack the topic on which to write about, you would be irrelevant to the society and no one could be bothering to know about the person who insults the dead.

Mother of twins as you proudly call yourself, one who opens her legs so wide for the public to view her elderly parts and hairs in the name of public glorification and fighting for the false rights.. You’re a Nalango indeed.

So I would like to keep those words you wrote, in a place where rain will not reach and use them against one of your children. I will do that when you have permanently rested and they should have a taste of the soup prepared by their mother for the public and the President to Quench.

Lastly dear Doctor the language you speak isn’t only understood by angels in heaven, Karamaji, Opio Nicholas and several other people power gangsters. There are other Ugandans like the little Sam Evidence who can use it against you and please reading through this letter shouldn’t arose any negative feelings against you as it as payment in the same basket you sent to us.