Female cops attract mob attention on roads

By Angela Nyakuni

Everyone seems fascinated with female cops, the mythical creatures they are, and naturally, questions abound from various people.

Accidents have occurred  on several occasions due to drooling drivers.  These are lustful men whose attention is stupidly arrested by the morphology of uniformed female cop.  Mr. Ras of Rastoons can testify, he was involved into an accident while looking at a beautiful female cop on Jinja Road.

Recently, someone suggested that all female cops should always wear dresses not pairs of trousers, which leave men flabbergasted. In short. the trousers add more beauty to these cops, which they use to their advantages.

These cops dominate the gym at all hours to keep physically fit and ready for action. They have natural cat-like reflexes as well. They will scrap just like the boys. However, they seem to use their beauty to disarm weak parties. Someone intimated that one day handed himself to one of these female cops for a traffic offense that was not actually committed. His intention was to come near to the cop and eventually create a rapport. Can you imagine!

Technically, you cannot easily tell whether they are recruited on merit, you only see them in uniform and their prominence is only based on smartness coupled with beauty, which seemingly sends men to Sheol. This is because most men lust over them.

We actually  doubt if they eat their own because the cost of admission is hard proof they are worthy. They are hidden in juicy positions and only exposed to loose members of the society. Here the shrewd cops detooth lustful drivers and especially rich Hajjis.

This might be partially true, but when you make them mad.  You will live to regret. They will ring the “above” then above will have to prove his manhood.

However, they do have chatting skills; their communication adeptness outshines their male counterparts with the help of their natural ability to show compassion and empathy.

Naturally, their minds work fast. There is little need to practice or hone in on this competency. It is just there. Two of their best attributes are negotiation dexterity and verbal compliance adroitness.