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Hurt by end of month salary & bank stress

Ever bothered by end of month salary and bank  stress? If you have no experience read herein: At 11:32hrs a beep! Beep! Then (sms) Stanbic Bank: Your account has been credited with sh550,000. Your new account balance is sh552,570.

At 11:34hrs (sms): Stanbic Bank: A sum of sh135000 has been deducted from your account as loan repayment. Your new balance is sh422,257.

At 11:52hrs (sms): Stanbic Bank: A sum of sh50,000 has been transferred to your insurer UAP Insurance account. Your new balance is sh372,257.

At 12:00hrs (sms): Stanbic Bank: A sum of  sh72,000 has been transferred to Uganda Funeral Service as membership fee. Your new balance is sh300,257.

At 12:47hrs (sms): Stanbic Bank: A sum of sh150,000 has automatically been transferred to Mawejje James (Landlord ) to cover your house rent. Your new account balance is sh150,257.

At 13:56hrs (sms) Mama Samartha: Tata Samartha, Samartha is having fever and serious cough. Please send sh50k I take him to Kampala Hospital.

At 14:05hrs (sms) Stanbic Bank: You have transferred sh55000 to 0705004636 via mobile banking. Your new balance is 95,257.

At 14:26hrs (sms) Elisha: Man it’s quite some time you are no longer contributing to our group. For 4 months now we demand 200k. Atleast send half of it.

At 14:34hrs (sms): Stanbic Bank: You have transferred sh85000 to 0775388779 via mobile banking. Your new account balance is 10,257.

At 14:52hrs (sms) Stanbic Bank: A transaction of sh7000 account management fee has been deducted. Your new balance is sh3,257.

At 15:09hrs (sms): Stanbic again: Dear Ateho, your transaction cannot be completed due to insufficient balance. Airtime purchase failed.

At 15:26hrs (Jennifer on WhatsApp)
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At 15:27hrs (Whatsapp beep)
Jennifer: Hello swtiee, why are you ignoring my calls these days? May be you could be busy. Please send me 200k I need to plait my hair. It looks crazy. Remember you to also send me 100k for my upkeep. Thanks sweetie we link up later.

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