My cows have finally “landed’ in my hands-Ashburg Kato
By Angela Nyakuni
Political slut and self-styled blogger Ashburg Kato is allover the moon, pouring praises at whoever seems to have taken part in his mission of begging for cows.
Yet for the last few days, Ashburg was vomiting fire over the missing cows, which he claimed were stolen by the same people is praising now.
According to his social media post his cows have been handed over to him. He posted, “My cows have finally landed in my hands. I can authoritatively confirm. Praise be to Allah (the most high).
“Let me also take this opportunity to inform the President that finally the herdsman delivered and the cows are in good health. I promise to use the knowledge about farming that I learnt from you to yield more and prosper. Thank you Jjajja.”
“And to you Uncle Balaam. Only God knows. I will hate all your haters and I will fight your wars but the best as of now is to ask my Allah to always bless the work of your hands. Let our haters choke on our success. Thanks for being my ‘Founding Fadha.’
Aggy Agy Aggy has this to say, “If you can not see far you will always be a beggar and you will always be thankful for being given ebyoya byenkoko because all you know is to beg. You are short sighted and that is gonna cost you a lot. Fight for change so that you can be free to make your own money. Free your self from being used.”
Twinamatsiko Paddy Ruhinda says, “You’ll never in your life receive any cow from President Museveni, this isn’t the first time you’ve claimed to have received your cows, you’ve just succumbed to pressure and you had to put it that way or else lose your life.