The Cafe Java rat flavouring claim that has stirred the comedy industry

Seasoned comedians at Fun Factory have instructed their lawyer to immediately lodge an application with Buganda Road Court against a woman who came out to accuse Cafe Javas of making her milkshake extra tasty using a rat flavouring.

Fun Factory argues that the woman has taken acting too far and sullied the good name of the profession.

“I’m Dickson and if you put emphasis on the syllables in my name, you’ll realize that my parents made me out to be stiff and attentive to detail but this woman’s acting has made me weak and flabby,” Zizinga said.

“At least she should have indicated that she was in ICU for one week between yesterday and today and that medical records show she threw up her stilettos during the extended vomiting,” said Tuwangye. “That would be acting,” he added.

Well, it all comes from this viral story: “It was yesterday Tuesday 24th august when my husband and I went to have lunch at Cafe Javas, Kisementi(the one at City Oil near Acacia Mall). After the meal, we ordered for milkshake takeaways and then drove off heading to Kigo, Entebbe Road.

On the way there, I took all my milkshake but my husband took his halfway and said he was satisfied. I asked him to give me the rest to take and as I was taking my last drops, I realized there was something dark and hard at the bottom of the of the cup.

When I tried scooping it out with the straw, I got a shock of my life only to discover that it was a dead rat. I uncontrollably threw up all over my clothes, as I was quickly rushing for a polyethylene bag inside my bag (I always move with polyethylene bags in my handbag). I threw up until I developed immense tonsillitis.

My husband and I decided to drive back to the Cafe, but it was late so we reached when the Cafe had closed. During the drive back, we tried calling at their offices, but our calls were not picked and I then sent them messages on their Facebook page which they responded the following day.

After we reached the Cafe and found it closed, we decided to go to a nearby police station to have statements recorded, but the police told us to come back the following day and we see the way forward. The following day, we went back to the Cafe with the takeaway pack and my stained clothes, as well as my medical forms( since I passed by a hospital due to the immense tonsillitis I developed ) and all we got from the managers is that the rat did not come from their kitchen and that it came from my car and entered the drink and that they can not do anything to help me. This is what we got from one of the managers called ANESH(an Indian guy).

I wonder how a rat got in a drink we were holding in our hands and actually managed to swim through the cold and thick milkshake to the bottom of the cup. The managers were very arrogant and unapologetic and resorted to telling us that we just get a lawyer.