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Mr. Museveni is not told the truth about facebook

By Angela Nyakuni

Yesterday it was established that the President is not told the truth all the time. He said, ” Facebook ban has not stopped ‘cows from being milked, bananas from being produced or fish from existing in the waters.’
“I shut up Facebook. So I went and checked the bananas…are they still yielding? Yes. I checked the cows, are they still being milked? Yes. So, we can live without Facebook.”
In his wisdom not heavenly wisdom, Mr. Museveni thinks Ugandans do not use facebook, yet his handlers and all his officers use facebook all the time.  It is high time his advisors resigned or else ……. Mr. President facebook is a necessary evil; please the Bible is against proud people who take pride; therefore diplomacy will sort out this issue of facebook.
The three cars that were given to Athletes
Uganda’s President Yoweri Museveni on Wednesday awarded its athletes luxurious vehicles, houses and monthly stipend following their successful performance in the just concluded Tokyo Olympics.

Museveni ordered full implementation of his earlier directive to gift Gold, Silver and Bronze medalists at the continental or international level a monthly salary of Ugx 5m, Ugx 3m and Ugx 1m respectively.

Museveni further promised to build a house for each Gold medalist and all of the medalists cash rewards. He also promised to build a house for the parents of each Gold medalist.

“I speak English very well. All their arrears will be paid. …what they should have been paid. And because I’m now a happy man. I will give each of these medalist a car. I will build for their parents a house each” -Yoweri Kaguta Museveni

He further donated three brand new vehicles to three medalists namely; Joshua Cheptegei who clinched the Gold medal in the Men’s 5,000 metres, Stella Chesang, Peruth Chemutai who won a Gold medal in the women’s 3,000 metres steeplechase and Jacob Kiplimo who won Bronze in Men’s 10,000 meters.

“I want to gift each athlete who gave us a medal at the Olympics with a car and cash,” said Museveni. The new vehicles will be awarded as follows; two Mitsubishi Outlanders for the gold medalist and a Mitsubishi L200 for silver medalist,” Museveni announced.