Tourism

This is Uganda…..

By Drone Staff

1. Local currency is the Uganda Shilling (UGX). The  current exchange rate of USD:UGX is approximately 1:3,600.

2. You can change money at forex bureaux in Mukono Town. Both are near the clock tower.

3. Internet data packages are cheap and easy to set up. Ensure your smart phone is unlocked before arrival. The Real Uganda will help sort you on arrival.

4. The Adrift and Nile River Explorers (NRE) camps are great weekend getaways in Jinja.

5. If you are a foreigner, you are a “mzungu”.

6. Children are considered orphans if they have lost one or both parents.

7. Mass transit is a white mini-van called a “taxi”. A private car for hire is called a “special hire”.

8. There is no day light savings. In summer the time zone is GMT+2. In winter it is GMT+3.

9. The capital city is Kampala.

10. Local beer costs less than $2 and comes in half-litre bottles.

11. The Real Uganda’s volunteer guesthouse security gate is locked by 10:30pm.

12. Don’t drink the water.

13. Mobile data packages are cheap and easy to set up. 10gb is less than $10.

14. Anopheles (malaria carrying) mosquitoes are active from midnight to 5am & they don’t make a sound.

15. The 2 major English language newspapers are “The New Vision” and “The Daily Monitor”.

16. The most common ailment suffered by The Real Uganda volunteers is dehydration, bring electrolytes or oral re-hydration salts.

17. Try the roast pork. It’s amazing.

18. A permit to see the gorillas is $600. See Uganda Wildlife Authority for details.

19. Never say “hi”, always say “how are you”.

20. There’s a gym, pool, shower, and good food at the Colline Hotel in Mukono.

21. Lunch time is 1pm or later. Supper might be served after 9pm.

22. If you have to pee, it’s called “making a short call”.

23. You must apply for your Uganda tourist visa online before arrival.

24. Constantly collect small bills and coins for village purchases.

25. Potatoes are called “irish”.

26. If someone says “you’ve grown fat”, it’s a compliment.

27. Go with Adrift if you want to go white water rafting AND bungee jumping, they give you a deal on price.

28. Don’t swim in the lake, you’ll get bilharzia.

29. If you’re in the mood for a night out, Kampala has amazing night life!

30. To greet someone in Luganda, the local language in Mukono, say “Olyotya”. To learn more, always visit us

31. A “rolex” is an omelette wrapped in a chapatti, you’ll have many.

32. There is no airport departure tax at Entebbe International Airport.

33. Esther is The Real Uganda’s guesthouse manager. She is an awesome cook.

34. There’s good internet in Mukono at Go Net Café, below Satellite Beach. But if your smart phone is unlocked, an internet data package is easy as pie to set up.

35. The best pizza in Jinja is at Two Friends Restaurant.

36. Christians and Muslims live together in harmony in Uganda.

37. Peanuts are called “g-nuts”.

38. Ugandans don’t like confrontation. Never shout at a Ugandan.

39. Barclay’s Bank and Stanbic Bank take Visa related ATM cards.

map of Uganda

40. When Ugandans speak English, they often replace “l” with “r”, play becomes pray

41. Get great sandwiches, pizza, or salad and amazing chocolate milkshakes at Café Javas in Kampala.

42. If you are open and relaxed Ugandans will love and welcome you.

43. If you don’t have an unlocked smartphone, a local phone is cheap and easy to connect.

44. Baganda women and girls kneel when greeting.

45. There’s a pool, hot shower, and good food at the Ridar Hotel in Seeta.

46. Try the fresh passion fruit juice. There’s nothing like it.

47. Meet other volunteers at our guesthouse on weekends, it’s your second home.

48. MTN and Airtel are major mobile phone companies in Uganda.

49. Bring earplugs if you can’t sleep in a noisy environment. Don’t forget anything when you follow us

50. As a pedestrian, you do not have the right of way, get off the road!

51. In Uganda, it seems fine to ride on pavements

52. The Red Chilli Hideaway is a good weekend getaway in Kampala.

53. The electricity can go out at any time for 4 to 24 hours. We call it load shedding.

54. The Real Uganda will collect you from the airport on any flight – book the flight that works best for you. Try to arrive on or around the 1st or 15th of the month.

55. Red Chili has a great budget safari to Murchison Falls

56. The population of Uganda is 41,000,000, it’s about the same size as the state of Oregon.

57. Motorcycles and scooters are called “bodabodas”. They’re cheap transport.

58. John Blaq, Sheebah Karungi, Ykee Benda, and Eddy Kenzo are huge Ugandan pop stars.

59. Do not bring ATM cards related to Maestro or Mastercard – they don’t work here.

60. A taxi from Mukono to Kampala is UGX 3,000.

61. If you want to go to northern, eastern, and western Uganda, ask us for options and ideas before going.

62. Don’t bring basic school supplies, buy them here – they’re cheap, appropriate and support our economy.

63. Feeling homesick? Head to Acacia Mall or Village Mall in Kampala. Restaurants, coffee shops, supermarkets, wireless internet.

64. Matooke is the main staple food, it’s made from un-ripened mashed bananas.

65. Totally go zip-lining in Mabira Forest. Your money goes toward conservation efforts.

66. You’re not likely to fall ill while volunteering. But if you do, there is an international medical centre in Mukono. We will insist you treat dehydration first!

NB. This list is continuous, it will always be updated.