Why Kiiza Besigye and Balaam mijozis never change

There is okwemulugunya (grumbling) emanating from Kiiza Besigye and Balaam Barugahara mijozi. Ugandans are wondering why these two never change their mijozis.

Every time Rtd Col Kiiza Besiigye wants to prove a point he will wear a zebra-striped jumper, which adds him energies as he swings from side to side, articulating political issues.

Then there is Balaam Barugahara with his orange striped T-shirts, The Drone Media has established that they are many T-shirts but all tailored by a Congolese magician, who reportedly issued Balaam restrictions on changing this dress code.

Like Balaam, Col Besigye owns many jumpers, but tailored by a special magician. The Drone Media gathered that Col Besigye is under the spell to wear the jumpers, which contain magic that empowers him to speak to assumed crowds of supporters. If you have noticed, the retired Colonel only wears jumpers whenever he is confrontational.  The Drone Media gathered that his spiritual adviser cautioned him never to wear anything apart from the said jumpers unless he seeks disaster.

For Balaam, The Drone Media gathered that his magician; a rainmaker who he used to hire to deal with rain at his concerts or promotional activities, reportedly advised him never to abandon the orange T-shirts. Mbu the magician told Balaam that the day he stubbornly abandons the spell-cast T-shirts, he will go to join his grand father, Nyamiyonga.

Those who do not know Nyamiyonga; he is the man believed to be causing earthquakes. He was one of the Kings of Bunyoro-Kitaro, who defied magicians and he was blinded and sent to the dark part of the earth. So whenever he feels like coming back to the world; he knocks the walls of the earth and it shakes, causing earthquakes.  So, Ugandans are wondering whether Nyamiyonga is resiponsible for Kiiza Besigye and Balaam Mijozis.