Kampala slay queens on hooves over COVID-19

Two unidentified sly queens braved afternoon sunshine on late Prof. Appollo Nsibambi hill to catch up a rendezvous in Kampala. Unlike other situations or seasons; whereby they were fond of  catching a bullet ( jumping on a boda boda) hoping that their hosts would sort it out; this time round, COVID-19 has punished the S-queens.

Although it was mandatory to walk due to the COVID-19 lockdown, eavesdropping their conversation revealed money was an issue with these slay queens, who pretended to be on a romantic and cheap date-rendezvous.

Technically, walking is exercise. And exercise produces endorphins, which make you feel good. And feeling good helps a date go better.  But queen, I mean slay queen, no man will love a sweaty date.

However, COVID-19 lockdown cannot stop slay queens from hook ups. They cough theatrically while their crushes spring away from them, retreating into their slummy homes like turtles into their shells.

Surprisingly, these slay queens walk up to their dates on the village paths, stretch their arms out for hugs and their faces forward for kisses, not thinking of the pandemic.  It is for you and I, never tell them that COVID-19 kills. They only know its fangs whenever they are compelled to take a long walk to their dates.

Imagine when your girlfriend has coronavirus but you still have to love her. Yet, intimacy and social distancing do not mix.  All in all, coronavirus has exposed lovers to the risks of the gig economy.