Police fooled around blue movie in a bar
So the other day I went to a bar near home not to watch a blue movie, but to chill out. The place was full to capacity as the resident band played peoples favorite music in the gardens. All tribes of liquor were being served and people were honestly having a good time.
Suddenly I noticed that groups of people were whispering to each other, giggling sheepishly and then running to the inner part of the bar. After some time there was no one watching the band as everybody had scampered to the inside part of the bar.
Being the curious one..I followed to see what the attraction was and to my utter casternation… right there on a large screen these guys were showing a BLUE MOVIE… a real blue movie!
The man was this tall dark chap with a chest the size of a Fuso truck and a whopper the size of a UG Muzinga bottle! The lady gave literal meaning to geofrey lutaaya’s song “Obukazi obutono bulimu ekyaama”….
They did it on the table, on the floor and even attempted doing it on the ceiling but fell in a thud but continued like a perfectly rehearsed set! The woman was Screaming in Lingala….. “woi..woi woi…. Awangaaaaleeee… peter Sematimba in Chabasa eyokya!” This is how I got to know that it was a Congolese Blue Movie.
All this time everyone was quietly paying intense attention to the activities on the big screen. Some drunk woman opted to become a commentator she was so good at her live commentary I wondered why she’s not at the world cup! “Ajikubye….. Ajikubye… mama nyabo…Ono afumita” She kept on screaming at every ENTERVAL!
Suddently an elderly man walked into the bar and demanded that this was derogatory and the screen should be turned off…
“We have young people who are not supposed to watch this,” he said. This attracted a loud outcry from the onlookers. Some wanted to lynch him but the bouncers came in and shielded him. Soon someone called in the police and by the time they arrived the screen had been switched off….
However there was a gentleman seated at the counter and had been quietly enjoying this Blue Movie. The Police noticed he still had a hard-on so big you would think he was hiding an empty bottle! His name is Anthony and he is friends with the owner of the bar. Other guys call him Anthony General!
Anyway the Police asked him whether its true that there was a blue Movie showing earlier on. He said he wasn’t aware because personally he was looking at the TV but wasn’t watching…. “I was only checking out the logo below to see whether it’s a real Panasonic…. I was also watching how the Aerial stands out beautifully.. I like Aerials” “TV Aerials” he added. One police man then raised his voice. “Ssebo we are asking about the Blue Movie” and Anthony General said “Which Blue Movie… me I saw nassing.. nassing at all?” and then he laughed it off.